I got this idea when I went to bed last night — this is an unknown recording by Robert Johnson, he predicted Internet 80 years ago! I found it in my grandmother’s 78RPM collection.
Here are the lyrics:
I did a google search baby, a google search on my name
I only got 42 hits, ain’t that a shame.
If you want to get noticed, baby, you got to have your own blog
If you ain’t got one, you’re just an Internet slob
Last night, baby, I had an Internet chat
He thought I was a women; and I really liked that.